Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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