awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm way too hungover for life right now
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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