do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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