i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Randomize