please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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