So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
It's never too late to be topless.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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