Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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