You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
