Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Randomize
