He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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