I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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