I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
He passed out mid-signature
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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