i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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