3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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