Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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