this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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