in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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