I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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