he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Randomize
