I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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