just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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