I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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