you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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