Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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