Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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