everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Randomize
