Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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