So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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