Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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