Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We had to coat check the pizza.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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