The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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