dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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