I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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