I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize