Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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