if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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