Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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