in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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