Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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