I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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