idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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