I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She even gives head with a lisp.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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