sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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