I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Success! We fucked roommates!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
