I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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