i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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