is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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I need you to use more vowels.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I have aggressive nipples.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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