i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
