Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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