that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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