TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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