The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Randomize