The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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